anal fisting

why are they called safety pins

they aint safe

what are you guys doin tonight good me neither

wearing sunglasses indoors and doing shots of beer

this is how to live guys we’ve been doing it wrong the whole time

Actual comments on Donkey from Shrek’s fan page

being fat is my job

Reblog if you want your followers to SPANK you

endlesswitch:

de-maupin:

ryo fucking up the party as usual.

gdi ryo

God you can’t take him anywhere.

ok