blowjob lips

rorotoss:

one of these is not like the others

nosdrinker:

don’t even look at me if you have a boyfriend

lastofthetimeladies:

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

gloamvalley:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THS GIF FOR 37 YEARS

teapayne:

Little Lady Gaga Things #1: being hated by the whole country of Indonesia 

seventhbrother:

At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact

de-maupin:

reinhard has had enough of your cockblocking oberstein

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

I wish humans were like other animals and just laid around relaxing being nice instead of being egotistical and so orderly with all their different stupid opinions on stupid things. If anything we are the dumbest species because we take ourselves so seriously.

evaunit05:

you can tell all babies are gay because they cry so much

parasailin-sarahpalin:

that’s not what your mother named you

royalzoyal:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

microwavepizzaoven:

some guy on facebook broke up with his girlfriend and was really upset about it and i feel like this comment really made his girlfriend situation look not so bad