In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
Little Lady Gaga Things #1: being hated by the whole country of Indonesia
At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
I wish humans were like other animals and just laid around relaxing being nice instead of being egotistical and so orderly with all their different stupid opinions on stupid things. If anything we are the dumbest species because we take ourselves so seriously.