(Source: 180mph, via almondmilkpapi)
im with you
"life is a gift!"
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young conservatives terrify me
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*